"Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice" -h.ford
Dog Bite - Would Be by Carpark Records
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”